Same.

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

Need this more then anything right now

apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep

about me

this is honestly the best ever, i reblog it everytime, im so glad it has more than 1 million notes

i’m so done with people who don’t understand chinese but still put chinese characters translated by google translation in their twitter names or blog titles to make them look cool when in fact it’s a huge tragedy. for example someone tried to put “from the bottom of my heart” in their blog title but it turned out to be “from the ass of my heart” idk how to help them

FROM THE ASS OF MY HEART

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

Me: *Calls mom* Where are you? Mom: Bathroom 47

dollybopp

Quality television 

zayn’s first solo track looks sick!!

I choked and snorted from laughter what is this

if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student 

Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier

WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?

If real life was like The Sims

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

he wants it

your soup contains what?

any boy under 6 feet is just a friend no matter what ur heart says

THANK YOU MOM FOR BIRTHING ME IN THE ERA WHERE THERE WOULD BE A LOUIS VS NAUGHTY BOY SHOWDOWN

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours* Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*