hello! my name is Sam but you can call me whatever really. Been on tumblr for 3 years but I keep deleting my account and making a new one because I'm very indecisive. I like crafting, marvel, pokemon, the sims 4 and dogs. Hope you enjoy your stay!
rat selfie :>
ALT
Confession: I took this picture when I first came downstairs this morning and didn’t look at it closely until a few minutes ago, at which point I saw that it was actually a picture of the carpet taken when I got out of bed.
frank where is the rat
There is no rat because this is rat selfie. As in self-ratifying. As in “self-rat.” As in rat that is a little like a rat. As in gargantuan, extravagant uses of the word “rat.” As in, over here, your honor, your honor, it’s a rat.
in my opinion, the rat is there, but only subconsciously
tell me something nice please :)
Thank you, I will try my best.
One nice thing is that you're one of the people who has been most kind to me on the internet. This is part of why I like you, but I also think it's important to note as a distinct thing in itself.
Also, you seem like you have a good understanding of the basic issues involved in a lot of internet arguments, which is usually a great quality. I like your writing and your posts and your shtick and your jokes and you in general, which is what gets me thinking of you in the first place, but your basic sense of what stuff is happening is usually good as well.
Darling, on your birthday, we’ll have sex. No, no, I don’t mean sex.
Frank, what do you mean?
It’ll be like a sex, but it won’t be sex. Not in the usual sense. We’ll be anywhere. No time. No bounds.
The realities will feel like they’ve melted and we’ll be everywhere and nowhere. You’ll feel my body parts on yours and your body parts on mine. We won’t be a man or a woman. We’ll have the countless natures of God and the infinite space. And we’ll have a body just like a body of course, but like the body of God or the dream of a camel. No limits.
Of course, Frank, I see now. That’s quite a beautiful idea. Tell me more about this no time no bounds no limits thing.
I’m glad you understand, sweetie.
Sex, darling, is created out of the logic of unbound things.
You know that everything is bound to everything else.
We are bound to our parents.
We are bound to each other.
Blood is bound by the fact that it moves through the bodies of everyone it touches, and remains in their bodies long after their deaths.
So sex is also bound.
It happens in time, which is bounded by the fact that there is a beginning and an end.
And it has a shape and size, which is bounded by the fact that it is a thing of flesh and bone.
The boundless unbound sex that I am speaking of is different.
There is no time, no beginning and end.
The shape is not of flesh and bone.
We are everywhere, both inside our bodies and outside.
We are God, we are a camel’s dream, we are monkeys having sex, we are jellyfish floating along the ocean’s currents.
We are infinite and we are nowhere, and we are nowhere and we are everywhere.
I can’t speak of it in words. It’s like trying to explain what it’s like to wake up in the morning. The act of writing these words has made me smile.
We’ll make love, and it will be like no other love, because it will have no boundaries.
It will be like when you’re not having sex with someone, but it’s good. And when you’re not listening to music, but it’s good. The time is not right, or the music is not there, or the feeling is not there, but even so, it’s good and you don’t want it to stop. That’s when we’ll be.
frank that’s so beautiful it’s like a poem
Thank you. I’m so happy that I can make you feel this way, sweetheart.
i finished it. this image came to me in a dream. god told me to draw it.
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.
WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT
Tumblr has fact checking?
apparently???
yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here
From what I've heard this seems to be a serious problem a few of you have.
So I will help!
Attention Lesbians!
I am going to be teaching you how to talk to women!
Lesson 1!
Before you even go out put something on that you think is nice on you, not what you think others would say is nice on you!
Make it as comfortable or outlandish as you'd like, give anyone that sees you an idea as to what you enjoy wearing!
Lesson 2!
While you're getting ready, be confident in yourself! Don't worry too much, you look great!
If you need, get a simple greeting or a joke ready to say but don't focus it on it too much that you fluster yourself.
Or you could act like you recognize them!
Here's an example!
"Hey! I think I know you from somewhere.. You wouldn't happen to have been on the cover of Vouge, would you?"
Miraak: I guess I'm just too edgy and smart and powerful to be able to cry anymore.
Last Dragonborn: Are you . . . okay?
Miraak: Oh absolutely not. Not even slightly.
Love Unlimited: Infinity Comic #48 (2023)
written by Jeremy Whitley art by Bailie Rosenlund & Kelly Fitzpatrick
I want to say that with trans folk now being at risk of the fucking death sentence in Florida....
The time for community is Now. The time to start planning and organizing how to get our rights back is NOW. bring it up at your local LGBT craft events or book club or support group or whatever. Tell your friends. Spread the word. And maybe see which ones will have the safety and resources you'll need should a Lavender Hunt happen in your area.
And on the scarier end of reality....
This is fucking terrifying. Lots of people are at risk. Personally, I'm terrified this rhetoric will spread much like Trumpism did. I'm scared for my gf and I'm fucking scared for myself because we know historically that it isn't just trans folk on HRT or drag performers that they go after.
And you have every right to do whatever you need to protect yourself.
I'm not going to shame folks who quit HRT, who take the rainbows out of their bio, the people who start saying partner instead of revealing a gender, or anyone else taking a few steps towards the safety that the closet provides. WE shouldn't.
I fucking love you. And we'll be okay as long as we're together, okay?
We keep us safe
This is what I'm talking about for the people unaware.
I looked up the lavender scare last night and was sadly unsurprised to see that the last time the community came together...was a lavender scare.
Pride was a riot because the government started doing to us then what Florida is doing to us now. It was triggered when a man was fired from his job on grounds of being gay and tried to take it to court.
This is why we have pride. This is why "think of the children" is/was an awful rhetoric to push at leather daddies and drag queens. It's not just a bad opinion or stupid discourse, it's a talking point for the right wing to justify fucking kill us.
It was never "just discourse" it was a right wing psyop to cripple us from coming together to fight against attacks just like this.
Your enemies aren't other queer people with labels you don't like. Those are your allies. Because you know who else doesn't like them?
Nazis.
And they don't like you either even if you have a "normal" queer identity and you don't make it "your whole personality" or whatever.
You're both still queer. And that's all they care about. Trying to placate bigots wont save you. Quit playing the part of "acceptable gay" and throwing everyone else under the bus.
Besides, that they WERE thinking of the children when they started those riots dressed in stuff that makes you squirm. They were thinking of You. Of your life. Your children. Queer children.
- Broke: think of the children
- Woke: think of where you'd be right now if Drag queens and leather daddies weren't there to throw that first brick. Think about about all the other people currently at risk of being killed through the Same Exact method that you had the privilege of escaping, precisely because of the people you can't stand.
Hey y'all please reblog this version so people can see the article and explanation, there are a few confused people only seeing earlier versions that dont explain the connection/threat because it doesn't have the article.
Buying a mini dog bed for my senior rat is one of the best decisions I could have made. He loves it more than anything I have ever given him and possibly more than me
My total AO3 wordcount updated after this last chapter and it is driving me insane
*heavy breathing*
Give me my FUCKING 1 MILL AO3 OVERALL WORDCOUNT CROWN
I need to write a oneshot this week. Preferably one that is exactly 760 words so I can HIT AN EVEN MILLION.
i love how much of the fantasy of time travel is based on the idea of being able to go back and fix your mistakes, and then pretty much every story about time travel is like "Here's How Time Travel Ruined Everything: Get A Load of This Guy's Temporal Fuckup - Ultimate Compilation of Fails So Epic They Altered the Fabric of Reality"
time travel in theory: what if you could magically make everything better with this one simple trick
time travel when anyone actually attempts it: fuck you you're now personally responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened to everyone who has ever been alive. get butterfly effected idiot.