perks and curses, get your perks and curses here, pick an image and you get a perk or curse, doesn't matter what picture i'll figure it out

you heard that right you can get a perk or a curse for the simply price of showing me a picture, only here at the shittiest gas station this side of the Bermuda triangle, get your perk or curse

humans are like snakes, instead of trying to break down the walls that keep us, we slither our way through a maze of bureaucracy, in the hopes of finding a place where sunlight still shines through

so i should clean up the mess in my garden cause it's "trash" and doesn't fit your "aesthetic" but Jessica across the street and her gnome orgy can stay?

it's a single tire, i wanted to make it into a flower thingy, but procrastination has been fucking me, so i haven't gotten around to it

it's still better than having 20+ tiny ceramic perverts in my garden if you ask me, they stare at you i night, i swear those things can move and talk and are just avoiding taxes

but sure, i'll clean up my "trash" but if Jessica wakes up tomorrow, and all her grungy elf on the shelf knock offs suddenly exploded into geologist themed confetti, then i'm not the one you're looking for

streets should thirsty, they should go slurp slurp slurp, whenever it rains, they deserve the cloud juice

not enough chickens out for blood these days

every single time i decide to doodle to pass the time, my brain decides to make the weirdest things