Anonymous asked:
Come back to us.
I am back.
As an introvert, you can be your own best friend or your own worst enemy. The good news is, we generally like our own company, a quality that extroverts often envy. We find comfort in solitude and know how to soothe ourselves. Even our willingness to look at ourselves critically is often helpful.
Laurie Helgoe (via thoughtkick)
Look you didn’t have to call me out like this. (Then again, I’m glad I saw this toda- OH GOD IT’S HAPPENING TO ME!)
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
keyblademasterconnor
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
Reblog if you want Jaime Lee Curtis to come punch your local homophobe
Sometimes people with the worst past end up creating the best future.
Unknown (via thoughtkick)
Welcome new me. Just don’t forget your promises.
KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???
[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]
KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???
Can appreciate the rephrasing for the respect points.
It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it
Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.
wait that actually helps so much
anomalous-heretic
I’m just amazed that they managed to find someone who knew none of this
This is the only person who is experiencing Star Wars correctly
I’ve. Never watched all of Star Wars. The last thing I saw of it was the Clone Wars which was bits and pieces that I’ve forgotten.
I’ve only seen a handful of iconic scenes because. Memes.
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
anarchistprincess420
Okay so normal rules then
Yes. Normal rules.
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr
Found out mine is as old at August of 2016.
I call this ‘sunset as you are taken out at the knees by a cattle dog’
I own a cattle dog so. no.
Your photo reminded me some that I have, I call this collection:
“Your horse spooks and bucks down a hill after you let go of the reins to take a photo.”
May I add: body slammed by the other dog midphoto
everyone shut up
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Anyone who tried to stop me from catching that pusheen would be catching these hands
my sister’s wedding was this past weekend and now I’m bummed about this missed opportunity
Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?
My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?
Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.
The thems: uproarious laughter
Anticipation
Song I made, it's pretty short since the phone I was using at the time was in really bad condition, and it was lagging really badly.
Source: patreon.com
Megalovania's Strike Back
Megalovania's Strike Back
By Speed Ball
Project I was working on. Still working on it. It's not long, but it's a start since I only worked on it for about an hour.