Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Lmao damn tumblr

I fucking hate you tumblr

@yungd0nut

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

Nobody deserves to die.

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

hey guys! in honor of school being soon and me getting a job, i’ve decided to do a giveaway for you all! there will be 3 winners and it ends on august 25!!

to enter you must follow me and like and reblog this post! ill be choosing random so reblog as many times as you want!

prize 1. -a kanken backpack, color of your choice! -set of 12 copic markers -4 art socks -moleskine sketchbook or journal -my old polaroid sun & film

prize 2. -a mini kanken backpack in ochre/yellow (the bag’s been used twice and since i never use it im giving it away!) -moleskine sketchbook/notebook -5 copic markers of your choice

prize 3. -poster of your favorite art piece (something popular so i can find it online! example- van gogh, monet..) -2 art socks -2 copic markers -seed packets

best of luck to you all! p.s. ill ship anywhere but if it’s super expensive u might have to chip in a lil

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

all of this

May you have enough gas for the week

May you have the emotional strength to get thru the day

May you have the strength to get out of bed this morning.

May you be able to live and live happily and care free or as much time as possible.

May you always communicate how you want and need to when you want and need to.

May you always feel safe and loved.

oh god I’m excited so excited help me out roger you got this

Please give me my financial aid back, Roger. I need it to go back to college.

CHAAAAAAAAAASE MAYBE I JUST NEED TO REBLOG ROGER!

I don’t know whether anything amazing will happen, but that’s a very cute fish. Look at his little smiley face awww.

This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!

vinnysgotswagg:

Let’s hope

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless”

Waltersobchakeit. “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

OH MY GOD

i am german and i cann tell you a 100%  that this word does not exist! I even googled it to make sure i say the right thing

Thanks you absolute ledge

thanks you absolute ledge

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Ugh.

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

ngl it worked

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

I WISHED THAT HE’D TEXT ME AND HE DID WTF IS THIS SORCERY

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

fuck i have homework

you see what i mean

fuck i cant remember if i had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

reblog every sunday to save a life