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telepathically asking people to send me money

bad news. they put ed sheeran in pokemon and we’ve been trying to get him out but he’s stuck in there. he’s eating berries right off the tree like a wild man

found out the song is in the new trailer. i’m treating this like whamageddon and i only lose when i first hear the ed sheeran song created exclusively for pokemon scarlet and violet. best of luck to all of you

the pokemon company works hard but sheeran haters work harder

They replaced Ed Sheeran with Butter-fly by Wada Koji, which happens to be the opening for Digimon, that's so fucking funny

When the DM starts saying stuff about lore that sounds super important:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

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