when u put ur music on shuffle

@peachylewi pls control ur husband okay thanks

MY SWEET BOY PLS PLSSSSLSLS

Sorry, can’t risk it.

I don’t joke with this shit

“You know,” you started, watching the tall boy miss another basket, haphazardly running his hand through his hair, “for someone that tall, you think you’d be good at basketball.” He spun around and looked at you. “I mean, I didn’t mean that in a bad way,” you continued, taking a step towards him, “it’s just.” He furrowed his eyebrows at you, scratching his arm.

Stepping across the gym, you went to get the ball. You felt his eyes following your every move. You quickly turned around, passing him the ball. Easily catching it, he rolled it over in his hands, staring at you.

“Shoot it,” you said, walking again towards him.

“Who are you?” he asked, genuinely curious.

“You trying out for the basketball team?” you asked. He nodded. “Well then think of me as your guardian angel,” you said, smiling brightly at him. “Shoot the ball.” He laughed lightly before turning towards the basket. When he shot, the ball hit the rim and bounced in the opposite direction. You walked over and grabbed it mid-bounce, tossing it to him. “Okay, arm at a 90° and your left hand shouldn’t be doing anything but holding the ball. Oh and follow through.”

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Being pregnant with Mikey’s baby would include:

•do you need help with that here let me.. do.. that.. BE CAREFUL Y/N

•”Michael I am just taking a casserole out of the oven calm down I’m not going to burn the baby it’s still inside me” 

•all the boys completely losing any sense of boundaries and touching your bump 24/7

•Mikey putting headphones on your belly telling you that he was playing baby Clifford classical music but really he’s educating baby on all the best punk rock music there is

•Him ordering 3 times the amount of takeout you would usually get since you are eating for two

•him saying he’ll go “pound for pound” with you as an excuse to eat half of that takeout 

•laughing at you while to try to tie your shoes or stand up from the couch or basically when you do anything

•”So help me Michael if you laugh at me one more time I will name this baby after Luke whether it’s a boy or girl” 

cuddling with calum would be the best. he’d hold you in his embrace, keeping you warm. he’d probably act like a baby and nozzle his head into the crook of your neck. his hair would tickle your cheek, causing you to giggle and him to smile. he wouldn’t miss the opportunity to feel your skin. whether it be your hands or the bit your tee shirt exposed anytime you’d move. the silence would be comfortable but he would still lightly hum your favorite song. sweetly whispering how much he loves you every once in a while.

milkshakes (Calum Hood Imagine)

nothing inspires calum more than a pink milkshake (made only by you)

or

you’re a waitress at a throwback diner and calum is a struggling artist in need of a little song inspiration

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boyfriend calum whining when you say that the two of you are watching all 3 high school musical movies but as soon as the songs come on he’s belting out the lyrics and by the ending of the third movie he looks over at you with his cheeks a shade of red and says “tell the guys about this and you’ll be sorry babe.“

carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

RON SWANSON IS A WAY OF LIFE

but daddy!ashton and his little girl watching beauty and the beast and little irwin starts giggling and telling her daddy that he’s hairy just like the beast so he just fakes a pout while asking “really?” and attacking her with tickles so her light laughter fills the room

My favorite thing about 5sos is they always make sure their concerts are a safe place for the 5sos fam that doesn’t come from a safe place. Things like that convinces me that I truly am in love with the right band

when you’re sad just remember the world is 4.5 billion years old and you were lucky enough to live in the same time period as 5 Seconds of Summer.

My education in a nutshell

2013 » 2015

but tattoo artist!luke trying to take your mind off the pain from getting a tattoo would be really entertaining. from all the tattoos he’s given, he already had a general idea of what can distract his customers and prevent them from freaking out about the pain. he would go from talking about how scary it would be to ride an elephant to how colors would taste. on one particular topic he would bring up the fact that his four year old daughter always draws little pictures on her arms to look just like her dad.

“What has she recently drawn?” you questioned, completely distracted from the pain. The corners of his lips would tug up as he sat up, taking a tissue and dabbing at your skin.

“A flower with a smiley face in the middle,” he replied, letting a small chuckle escape his lips, “to match the rose I have on my arm.”

“That’s adorable,” you said, letting your head fall back onto the seat and laughing lightly. “Your wife doesn’t say anything about it?”

Luke would frown, becoming strangely quiet while he inked your skin. The sudden silence caused you to snap back to reality and feel the immense pain on your wrist, making you wince and groan out in pain.

“My daughter’s mother left,” Luke said quietly a few moments later. “She didn’t want the responsibility of a child yet and I came home one day to find her packing.”

Quickly, he changed the subject and started talking about how strange rhinos are. But all you could think about was how your tattoo artist was a single dad and how difficult it must be to raise a child alone.

IM SCREAMING FISKKZKA ITS BAACK

biebslinsky 💜

soulmate!5sos au where you can feel every touch that your soulmate feels and you and your soulmate communicate back and forth by writing with your fingertips on your skin so they can feel it and vice versa and every time you have a panic attack you feel a gentle ghosting sensation of thumbs rubbing circles into your hip bones and when you feel the heavy weight of your soulmate’s sadness pressing down on your chest you stroke your fingers across the inside of your arm, drawing little hearts and smiley faces. one day you happen to get lucky enough to be staying in the same hotel as 5sos and you end up on the elevator with them. calum says something that makes michael smack cal upside the head and you gasp in shock as you feel the slap against your own head. the boys look over at you to see why you’re freaking out and you hold out your arm so calum can see what you’re doing then trace a “hi” into your arm with your finger. he stands there shocked for a second then a smile softens his face and his eyes crinkle at the corners as he says “hi princess”

Soulmate!5sos blurb night with blazedmike and ashtonsflannels

Little girl Hood has her daddy!Calum wrapped around her little finger so when you leave Calum in charge of the two year old while you go out and run errands, little girl Hood takes this as her opportunity to do whatever she wants. First thing on that list is eat a giant bowl of ice cream so she batts her eyelashes at her adorning father and juts her lower lip and before long Calum is hoisting her up onto the kitchen counter all the while scooping giant scoops of vanilla ice cream into a bowl. Of course a sugar rush ensues and now Calum is chasing his little girl around until she finally crashes, leaving Calum alone on the couch for a moment before returning with her favorite markers. And he’s confused at first because she didn’t bring paper or a book to color in so when he questions his precious little lady bug, she looks up at her daddy, eyes wide and tells him that she’s going to color in the pretty bird on his arm. And although he knows he shouldn’t let her draw on him he can’t resist the sight of his little color diligently coloring within the lines of the tattoo, her little tongue even poking out of her mouth in concentration. By the time you return home later that day little girl hood is taking a nap and Calum is admiring the now pink bird that resides on his arms before looking up at you, “Think she’ll want to be a tattoo artist when she’s older. S’pretty good even stayed inside the lines.” 

remember flower crown luke? well heres a photo to bless your souls