The Realest Niggah

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

How daring

Don’t worry, comrades, I’ll bust you outta there. To sustain you in the meantime, here is the tail off a lizard that I didn’t quite catch.

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

Singing in the snow by © inawolfisblickwinkel

h i a t u s

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

i wanna be as peaceful as the moon

STOP THIS