Party

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

LMAO

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Oh. My. God. Cuteness overload.

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

I’m sorry WHAT

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

I love him

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

When she under 5ft but ain’t scared of shit

This is how we look when we’re grown people afraid of bugs lol

this is real peace,

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.

This went viral the night of 2016 elections

How are penguins not extinct?

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

Bad Boys

This is magical in an entirely different way.

Munch

num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh

“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.