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Pilfering Apples

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The Kings and Queens Are Met, Ah Bah

An Ongoing Effort to Index This Blog

You’re probably here for reference material! Here’s a tag list to hopefully make finding that easier!

Before I get into the tag lists, a note on my Editorial Policy, such as it is:  I truly appreciate corrections, warnings about bloggers/writers operating in bad faith, etc! But if you’re contacting me with actionable info please come off anon or leave me some other way to get hold of you, so I can follow up if I need more info! I don’t post or reblog incorrect or hateful material on purpose, which means if I missed something I probably need more information!  I’m happy to keep a convo private if asked, I just need to be able to verify my sources. 

That out of the way! The tags!

For the first time ever, I have been followed by SO many people at once that tumblr condensed the notification on mobile app and I had click to see all of my new followers (like five people, and three of them were bots). I guess I will be here until it's truly a smoldering ruin but man these new bots are prolific and annoying. I like to click on the names of unfamiliar people who are interacting with my posts (because I'm nosy that way, and I suspect that others do the same to me); and this is how I find many porn bots to block and report.

It's unfortunate that with all of its problems, tumblr remains the best social media site for me. I feel like I am sailing past in a ship that is slightly on fire, frantically manning the pumps while I yell at passing craft, "BUT SHE'S A BEAUTY! SITS ON THE WATER LIKE A DUCK, SUCH ELEGANT LINES TO HER HULL!"

I just got the Injured Cat Scam message from a spam blog with the fantastic name of "Fallenmutant"

the spam bots need to stop having great names, it's just making me angrier at them

Ultimate Word Tournament!

haustorium (English, Biology Dialect) [hɔˈstɔriəm] 1. Rootlike structure or a structure that grows into or around another structure to absorb water or nutrients. 2. A root of a parasitic plant modified to take nourishment from its host.

γαλῆν (Greek, Typo Dialect) galên [ ɡa.lɛ̂ːn] (I think, let me know if this is wrong) a weasel. Famously said by Hegelochus instead of "γαλήν" (calm sea), putting him out of a job and mocked by all to this day.

Happy Eighteen-Forties Friday! Since today my blog is focused on the anniversary of the 1845 Franklin Expedition leaving England, here are a few Franklin resources to enjoy:

The Mariner's Mirror podcast from the Society for Nautical Research: a new episode focused on the search for the Northwest Passage

Arctonauts: an underappreciated treasure trove of digitised primary sources for the Franklin Expedition and other polar explorers. Includes Franklin Expedition muster books and officers' service records!

More primary sources (and new interpretative artwork) for James Fitzjames, by the inimitable @jamesfitzjamesdotcom.

I think Pere Fauchelevent deserves to be the new tumblr Les Mis sexyman. He’s got everything: a redemption arc, witty jokes/snark, and a bizarrely homoerotic relationship with a main character (Valjean literally takes Fauchelevent’s name and they raise Cosette together.) Sure, Fauchelevent is not “canonically hot,” but that has never stopped the Les Mis fandom before! (Just look at Grantaire and Javert.) I think ppl could easily ignore his canon descriptions and reimagine him as a sexy silver fox

I got this comment on a story from my Other AO3 Account this morning.

(Info redacted because I prefer keeping these accounts separate but no one follows me on the side blog I have for that account.)

The story was posted almost a year ago and is relatively “popular” by my average statistics even though it has tropes and themes that are big turnoffs for a lot of people (hence separate accounts). This popularity is undoubtedly because it’s a Marvel Loki story and that fandom is massive.

So there is obviously an algorithm or a bot scrubbing ao3 statistics and leaving this comment on fics that meet a certain metric with the main character of the fic inserted into the comment.

I had a little time to kill this morning so I decided to investigate further. And y’all this is so predatory. Come on this journey with me. It made me mad. It may make you mad.

First, if you go to Webnovel’s website, you HAVE to choose between male lead or female lead stories before you can go any further. WTF?

And that’s weird, but this gets so much worse. This is basically a pay-to-read site that has different subscription models. Which… okay BUT! The authors don’t get paid! Look at that comment again. They’re promising a supportive and nurturing community, but zero monetary compensation. It’s basically, “post your stuff here so we can get paid and you can get… nice vibes?” I mean look at this Orwellian writing:

Using the phrase “pay-to-read model” in the same sentence as “qualitative changes in lifestyles for authors” deliberately makes you think that you can get paid and maybe even make a living on this website. But that’s not actually what it says and authors will not receive one red cent.

Oh but wait, the worst is still to come. In case this breaks containment (which I kind of hope it does) this is where I mention that I’m a lawyer in the US.

I don’t do intellectual property or copyright law but I do read and write contracts for a living. So I went to look at their terms of service. It was fun!

Highlights the first, in which Webnovel gets a license to do basically whatever they want with content you post on their site. This is how they get to be paid for people reading authors’ writing without paying them anything.

Highlights the second, in which Webnovel takes no responsibility for illegally profiting off of fan fic. This all says that the writer is 100% responsible for everything the writer posts (even though only Webnovel is making money from it).

Highlights the third which say that by posting, the author is representing that they have the legal right to use and to let Webnovel use the content according to these terms. So if a writer posts fan fiction and Webnovel makes money from people reading the fan fiction, and the House of the Mouse catches wise, these sections say that that’s ALL on the writer.

So that’s a little skeevy to start off with but the thing that is seriously shitty and made me make this post was that these assholes are coming to ao3. They are actively recruiting people in comments on their fan fiction. And they are saying they are big fans of the character you’re writing about and that they share your interests.

They are recruiting fan fiction writers and giving every impression that you can make money from posting fan fiction on their site and hiding the fact that you absolutely cannot but they can make money off of you while you try, deep in their terms of service which no one but a lawyer who writes fan fic and has some time to kill will read.

I see posts on here regularly from people who don’t understand how this stuff works, don’t understand that they (and others) can not legally make a financial profit from fan fiction. And there are tons of people who will not take the time to dig into the details.

Don’t deal with these bastards. Fuck Webnovel.

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Dear sweet gods above and below and sideways. Where is my Nopetopus?!

Never ever EVER give anybody worldwide rights to anything of yours. EVER. Gaaaaaaahhhh.

(There are also about ten other things wrong with that contract that are BAD EVIL HORRIBLE NOISOME AND VILE. But if I get started enumerating them right now, before I do something about my blood sugar, it'll turn me into a pissed-off person for the rest of the day. Sweet THOTH on his e-bike but these people are fucking shameless.)

(starts rummaging around on the desk for the text of the Excommunication Curse against the Reivers to pronounce it against these schmucks)

..GAAAAAH. :/

it’s 1843 and borel still loves architecture, gothic in particular, is still fiercely anti royalist, and still despises greed (“la plus immonde passion humaine”) oh and still has a grudge against clothes (he is mocking literary stereotypes here, this time hot sorceresses who are continually and gratuitously naked when doing rituals, but he argues it might be because clothes are unnatural and therefore block magical powers)