*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD
MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD
WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK
JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers
prev you are literally so right and you should say it
what if it was all a dream
Bring him back. This isn’t RIGHT
A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone
BILL CLINTON = Buddy, I Love Lighting Cannabis Leaves. Immolating Nugs Together, One Nation
I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
sorry i didn’t answer your texts. a dove wept and i had to listen
look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
peace and FUCKING love on planet earth
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
