hannibals a fun show
VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND WHACKING AND CLAWING AND HITTING
We can improve our blowjobs.With artificial intelligence and machine learning
I’m not letting some robot take MY JOB
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
Imagine being the first bitch at the mining village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the coal mine or whatever and everyone dropped their dynamite and was shookedt? like everyone laying det cord was just in shock and you walked across the coal dusted dirt floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled steel toe booties like your life depended on it… yes god
Great work @thiskeepshappening
the male urge to read one and a half pages of a book and fall asleep with your reading glasses on
me in the prime of my youth:
Dagger - On Butch Women, edited by Lily Burana, Roxxie and Linnea Due, 1994
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
pi4nobl4ck
WATCH IT TILL TO END
Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*
*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*
The long-suffering, “this motherfucker…” look on that cat really brings that video together.
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
what a time to be alive
I’m so confused and laughing so hard like
What?!??!!!
I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.
Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!
People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying
my-chemical-dalek
LeGoBaTman
do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like
