“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

The crowd once the game concludes:

Hobie 🎸

ALRIGHT FOLKS

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom

anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug

princess celestia my bualls hurt

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can i help you

no thanks I'd rather play alone

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

Favorite pre spiderverse 2 memes that turned out to be true

osama bin laden abuse you

if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc

hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

Did you just know this

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oh it's horrific i'm being klomded

how can you tell

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

So ya boi went off today

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing