Bless this clever god of a person.

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

long ago, the four augustuses lived in harmony.

then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

IT’S FUCKING BACK

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

remember when mr krabs sold spongebob for $0.62

"He’s attacking my integrity and the integrity of this company. He’s attacking this. And this is all we’ve got.”

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

BBC America is now showing Vincent and The Doctor

Let the weeping commence. 

YEAH WE’RE WATCHING IT TOO!

(it’s currently Saturday, June 14 at 2p EDT btw)

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

either mrs hudson turns out to be a criminal mastermind responsible for all the crimes sherlock’s solved or johnlock becomes canon there’s literally no other choice

can we have both