It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

reblogable by request~ anon

this had ten notes yesterday.

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

wait… something’s not right

  OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

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I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high

I would like to point out that the gif above is of the actual mayor of london good day

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

OH NO

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY GAME AS STRONG AS THIS!?!?!?

How do y’all kids even afford these apple macbook laptops I can’t even afford food

Eros & Psyche made the first waterproof and stain-resistant skirt. Find more information here

Scrunchy BDAY kisses YUM

Schiaparelli Fall 2015 Couture

Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.