Someone else come fuck that guy for me
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?
It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.
By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week
LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:
- barack obama
- misha collins
- travis mcelroy
Source: New York Post
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/
