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@piendish

I’m very Piendish

Someone told me not to be so piendish . . I said I cannot . Said it goes against my philosopiend…

My blood is petrifying into solid rivers of ice in my veins as my cells rot like maggots writhing in filth

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Lot of folks been asking. What happens when you piend! Well, you piend.

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do I get asbestos poisoning when I piend

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I promise you that I will be completely safe

Once I went to the fridge

Lot of folks been asking. What happens when you piend! Well, you piend.

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Listen to me piendish dear

Somethang’s wrong with you I fear

It’s getting hard to piend you

Every year

after you get what you piend, you don’t piend it!

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After you get what you piend you don’t thang what piend wanted at all !!

I went to planned parenthood and every time they aborted a fetus they played the ff7 victory theme

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Your first assignment is to find her and bring her to me. She owes our organization twenty thousand dollars. But the cost of the stolen goods is irrelevant. You exist as a vessel of Justice to our cause. Use the devices we have given you. Ignore the screams of terror. Act selfishly and without recourse. This is what you are here for. This is why you joined. You were born for this.

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I’m going to be running a race today against The Fast Foogle Fish. I hope I can run faster than he can swim.