Contessa pathing to be the moderator of every fandom community
Contessa has become wildbow
the amount of funny things that Contessa could do online with her power is amazing. I'm not saying this because Contessa chose a path where as many people as possible would admire her and talk about how great she is. For the record.
No this would be a path where as many people as possible would spam her inbox with 'kill yourself, janny' messages
Uber once said fedoras were lame where Contessa could hear. Ever since then, in her spare time, Contessa has set it up so that every time Uber posts a Power Assisted Speedrun with a new record, a Frame Perfect Speedrun by Contessa uploaded seconds before, preventing Uber from ever getting the world record he so craves.




