is the polar opposite to

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

They

They what

What

PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP

PETA YOU LITERALLY KIDNAP PEOPLE’S PETS AND MURDER THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP

the fallen

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

i learned the deepest ocean sinkhole in the world is in the South China Sea and is named the Dragon Hole, or Longdong. It is roughly 987 feet deep. Below 328 feet, the hole is devoid of oxygen, and deadly to marine life (x)

Like, umbrella academy is fun and all but there’s not a single likable or empathetic character in the whole show. I dont care about any of them. “Oh no, the world’s gonna end unless we can get over our issues for ten seconds!”

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

knotting

omg

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tumblr. ROFLMAO

I will never not reblog this

dec 2018, the donut gets a red stripe, and then hidden under a white plate.

Tumblr: I thought I wrote something on the board. No, no, I *know* I wrote something on the board. Why isn’t it showing up? Am I blocked???

Donuts are now flagged. (Except when they’re not.)

scientists: how do we stop the very infectious and damaging tobacco mosaic virus from spreading????

farmhands: dip ur hands and equipment in Milk™️ before touching them

scientists: ????wait how does that work

farmhands: 

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

he needs a paint job 

im physically nauseous 

Your favorite subject is just a reflection of a teacher that did a great job in evoking a passion you didn’t know you had.

Addu City, Maldives | by Shifaaz shamoon

One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. 

V O T E

when your friend is lying but you know the truth