kyotobro
Gotta do it
kaible
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
The sillies
The Wiggly one is probably him looking at MacNamara in Black Friday gjijifrjidfji.
Posts that Tumblr will blaze:
• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines
• Christian proselytizing
• Vent posts
Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:
• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets
🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥
person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now
Just had a long debate with myself on whether or not Sada would smoke weed fhdhdbd Turo no, he definitely would never. Look at him he looks straight edge af dbdbd but Sada?
It's either "I tried it once in hs and eh not for me" or "special herba mystica is all I can grow down here so yeah might as well"
These are the thoughts I'm plagued with
LIL' BABY BOY!! BABY!!!!!!
lol an anon said this would make canon hurt even more and IT DOES,, IT REALLY DOES
i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know
my sweet Binch…..
well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????
i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you
ITS DECEMBER!! 🎄 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
slavery
kanayahavethisdance
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
the-philosophers-bone
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Let’s see what you can do bagel
Transmisogynists have been talking about putting “terfs don’t interact” banners on their own posts to trick people into reblogging them
So remember to look at people’s urls before reblogging
Every fucking time this post blows up I get terfs in my notes. Which means some of you well meaning people reblogging this have terf followers without even knowing
b-atiful
shit like this is why its so important to actually KNOW terf rhetoric and dog whistles and be able to recognize the bullshit even devoid of the context of transmisogyny. because all of their ideas perpetuate it, but most dont explicitly state it.
i dont have a comprehensive list rn but honestly if you see any posts that are like “all men are predisposed to violence and are inherently horrible” thats probably terf shit. please just pay attention to stuff you reblog
Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”
Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly
You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.
Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast
sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash
One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”
like to charge reblog to cast
me after i'm posting someone elses funny and then crumble under the notes
tumblr giveaway!
reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!
rules:
- only reblogs count
- no giveaway blogs
- you dont have to be following me
- the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps
- from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN
- or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL
- the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT
- leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING
good luck!
Able bodied parents I'm begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don't, they have a very real chance of being rude to us if you don't teach them.
Yes, kids just say shit. They have no filter. That doesn't make it any less humiliating when your child sits near me on the bus and incessantly grills me on why I have a stick when I'm not old. Or laughs at us for things our disability causes. It doesn't take away the hurt when they bully a disabled classmate. For a large part these things could be avoided if you just taught your kids to respect us. It's really not that hard.
