After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it
me when stained to hell purple tank top
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
The narrator was like, referring to a girl called Sarah in all the writings, and at the start it's super unclear who Sarah actually is and it's speculated by the people around that she may be a lover from the narrator's youth, until it's noted that Sarah had heterochromia and that's the defining trait of the narrator
Oh also Sarah did actually have a lover. They were T4T and lived in a little cottage by a lake until he was drowned in it and Sarah couldn't make ends meet anymore and had to recloset
Okay a bunch of people have told me to write the thing now so I've decided if this post gets 30K I'm turning the thing into an epistolary novel.
IF YOU DO THSI I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
"jews can't take a joke!" no, i promise we can. you just aren't funny
yes. yesyeysyysysysysyeyeyeyysysysyeyeyye. this.
me when my best friend is eeeeeeevil and all animals like her. evil snow white looking ass.
Missing the acab vibes of early seasons spn
i dont care what you do with your practice or craft. did you read Strega nona as a childe. oh you did! good. if you didnt go to your local childrens library and go read.
i run through the forest thanking the railroad and the freight train and the bugs and the trees.
by the time i reach the stone arc that signifies the bridge my legs ache and my lungs burn. i run feeling the bridge shake and thank the bridge in turn.
i thank the river and the spider that wove its web in the stone arch.
i reach the end, running my hand along the cable connecting the bridge to solid land and smile, my run turning into a skip.
-Ruben
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
Me and josh lyman. @headoverheelsdownhill can suck it
literally me and peeta mellark. @levforfakes get fucked
i found you finn. u liar
also me and dean winchester but like in a platonic way u whores
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
Me and josh lyman. @headoverheelsdownhill can suck it
literally me and peeta mellark. @levforfakes get fucked
i found you finn. u liar
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
I... what.
Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies
i love this so much
What is I called when you date multiple people at one time?
Sam: a polyamorous relationship
Dean: Communism
Cas: polyamory I believe
Jack: really good cuddles
be warned it has a little kick! the only kick in that tasteless chicken will be me, kicking it into the sun.
i think im an anoying drunk. luke a drank a whole bottle of wiskey(it was sammlish okay) and now i keep talking to my frined even though they're alseep. im drunk but also not actually fucking drunk at the same time. wheeeeee
"never leaned how to count cause' im number one!" you never leaned how ro count because ur fucking illiterate harry.
i dunno about yall dning evil but the amout of leather jay wesrs is truly diabolical.