ibuprofen please save me from the dragon
holythefirm-deactivated20230530
your resume looks great and you’d be a good fit for this job but we saw that you posted an edit of britney spears dancing really fast in circles set to like a bjork or arca song or something and we don’t want stuff like that here
god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there
you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple
austimpowerz
Anonymous asked:
top 3 fruits?
why, i'd love to!
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
happy pride month
not sure if you guys heard but something’s lost and something’s gained in living everyday
attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision
i assume you have taste
can confirm. whether it is good or bad is up for debate
Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then
the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo
