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@phoneus / phoneus.tumblr.com

note: not the original owner of this blog
an aesthetic blog. think of it as an archive for media that i find meaningful
i may post things that are disturbing, especially body horror and creepy noises, so beware if those things tend to bother you

// Endless List of Weird Creatures 15//X: Skunk Ape

FUCK YEHA SKUNK APE MASTER OF ALL APE FOR THE CRYPTID WORLD ALL SKUNK APE PUT LONG ARMS ON THE TABLE AND PRAY IT TO THEIR GOD SKUNK BARTOLOMEJ APE THE BIG MAN THE HEAD HONCHO THE BIG BOSS MR SKUNK APE ESQUIRE SKUNK APE SMELL SO PUNGENT AND THICK COAT OF MUSK SMELL FEAR FROM MILE AWAY SKUNK APE HOW IT GETS ITS NAME ITS SKUNK APE SMELLS SO GOOD TO MINE LONELY EARS IVE CRIED SO MANY TEARS ALL THAT COMES OUT IS STINK SECRETIONS REMINISCENT OF THE ONE THE ONLY SKUNK APE SKUNK APE HARBINGER OF FLORIDA END TIME KILLING TOURIST WITH A SINGLE SWIFT KICK TO THE ANUS SKUNK APE WHO HARNESSES THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS SKUNK AND ALLT HAT IS APE THE BAD SKUNK APE WHO LIVES ONCE, TWICE, THRICE IN BOTH SERBIA AND FLORIDA SKUNK APE HE WILL STEAL THE APPLES OFF YOUR PORCH BUT PAY YOU BACK A MAN OF HIS WORD SKUNK APE THE MAN OF THE HOUR SKUNK APE HE WHO SEES ALL HE WHO SMELLS ALL SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ!

me: i promise not to go out into the woods of rural maryland and lose the map and end up at the blair witch’s house

me after two drinks:

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 "Anger, frusturation, all twisted and molded into a human knot. Muscle and sinew warp, bloat and strangle eachother under elephantine skin. A head crooked and split into a pair of mandables, arms conjoined and melted into a claw, legs reduced to tree stumps. This is the Galled. It will crush, it will pummel, it will stomp and grind all it sees, all it feels and smells. It’s own body is bruised, callused and disembowled from it’s own attempts to destroy itself. No fire will stop it, takes to long to burn. Not enough bullets around to shred, none strong enough to chop those limbs. Easier to distract Galled, block its path. Only the obscured are safe.“ 

“Were they dogs? Were they man? I cant remember. The Seekers are Seekers now. They feel your steps and hear your breaths and see your heart waver. They look skinny, mangey hairless and putrid yellow. I want to forget that head. That wrinkled hood hiding that poreceline grub. They see with that, feel around the corners, taste the puddles and prints. Its best to stay out of their territory, you cant hide from em easy. Cant out run the lithe things. Chop off the grub, pummel the body. Best you can do if the chance is given.“ 

“These sad things plant themselves all over the place, especially warm cozy places. Their moans and weeping invite pity, but such sympathy must be rejected, for they cling to whatever comforts their shivering hands can grasp. Generous victims are torn apart by the desperate horde, meaty flowers opening to reveal a tender head, ready to nuzzle the viscera. Some of these remains are stuffed into their exposed rib cage, like a teddy bear in a picnic basket.”

"Tall ones, strolling through the water, carrying nets of chain and spears of girder. Their guts hang stringy, stretching with victims they have swallowed. Their face grows in front of their maw, like a hood, with coos and moans echoing from within. The horn is sensitive to something, something of their prey. Maybe sound, maybe smell, or something else, but it makes it hard to hide from them. Avoid the lake, for the Wailers are glutton for fools." 

"She is blubber and lip, in a smothering of moisture. She seeks, with those innocent blue eyes and vivid clubs one might recognise as hands and feet, for something to nurture, to love unconditionally. She does not know that the violence she causes, the brutality, the violation. Those that come to her, caught by pheromone and coo, or those she comes too, meet a horrendous demise. An embrace with layers of extending, suffocating lips engulfing their face, and thick limbs crushing bone and organ into pulpy soup. Such victims decorate her nest, not as prize but as nostalgia." 

"It roams the remnants of happy places, large hands playfully interacting with forgotten playgrounds and abandoned toys. It’s grounds are used and damaged, no sense of organization, just scattered play things. The Frolic loves to have fun, but it does not know a limit. It’s territory is marked by corpses of those who were either caught unaware, or grew too sympathetic for it’s childlike behavior. Running is verily an option. It scrambles faster than any man can sprint, limbs moving more like a spider than the monkey it resembles, and the man it once was. Distract it with colourful bauble , and you may be able to pass through. But keep watch, Hide and Seek is amongst the Frolic’s favorite games.”

“They have no foot steps, no breath, no sound known to the human ear. They are cloaked in wing, bone, ans sinew. The head reminds me of a bird, but blind and unflesh. The body, like a cadaver picked clean and pale chitin filling the void, a pair of arms sprouting from above the waist. Those arms branch into seven fingers, four thumbs to the sides, three at the end. Their legs are supported by hooves. Less like a horse, more like a insect’s small concentrated feet. One can only see this interior once they open their wings, unveil the flesh cloak. Many Chernonese call them Teko Celovek. Most simply call them The Silent. They are a remnant of pre-terraformed Cherno, something thought myth and illusion, now a haunt. They do not seek us for prey, for vengeance, or qualms we find familiar. No, they need us for something we took away from them, something dear. These gliders of storms, figures of shadow, these Silent. They need wombs.”

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"Sometimes the mud here gurgles. Something bulges from it, then many things, appearing almost like sleeping infantile faces. A trio of hollow pores face those that disturb them, as this pale bloated orb rises by sinew support. Almost like an inflating balloon, the whole body rises in boneless meaty mass, and silently vibrates. The pores sing aloud, a song that sounds as if these orifices were not designed for it. These are the Candlesticks, useless and futile creatures, only able to sprout like grass and respond to all stimulation in fear. They are harmless, but best avoided, as their wails can gather fellow abominations. You can kill em if you wish, but they’ll just grow back, or branch into more dreaded sprouts, better tah ignore em. Yah know, sometimes you’ll see something in those pores. Something like little pearls and tongues, staring out, yearning for something.”

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Dark Orchid Collection Part 2:

Palpater

“Blind red spiders with crown of fingers and long limbs frantically dancing, touching every bit of surface they cling to. Fingers tap, tap and wiggle, every touch is pain and ecstasy brewed into confused desire. These Palpaters try to walk as men, but broken limbs provide little stability. Do not let them touch you, as they obsess over the feeling of humanity and will molest every inch, even driving their fingers into every orifice just to feel the organs inside.”

Misborn

“Unfortuneant. As one scampers through the colony they may come across incarnations of failure. These mangled messes of humanity were destined to be as the other victims of the Presence, but instead they were abandoned, aborted from their chrysalis as unfinished sculptures of meat. Their skin is tender as a newborn’s, but darkened by broken veins. Rubbery bones twist and collpase, rib cage extendeds forth, protruding the flesh as one would pitch a tent. Muscle and sinew stretch and feather, much of the strands left exposed and frayed, unknitted from the limb it was meant to be. Most of the Misborn died in the first days of the Orchid’s influence, but some still cling to life, moaning and sobbing of  their condition. Others are envious of all, dragging themselves towards any sign of life, attempting to kill out of frustration or simply because they are too afraid to commit suicide. It is reccomend to put them out of their misery, though a scrambled nervous system denies them a quick death.”

Polubog

“Have you seen him? The wandering, writhing blubber wrapped in refuse skin, appearing as if worms playing as man? Consuming all as addition to it’s mass? Yes? Then you have witnessed a blessed thing, for it is the demigod, the “Polubog"as the colonist called him, of Cherno. It is but an infant, simple instinct and naivete, born of a dead god and the eggs of humanity collected by the Silent caretakers. If you see the boney fliers roosting or swirling above, then their sweet orphan scavenges nearby. Its form appears quite careless for a demigod, dosent it? If it were not for human infection within it’s form, it may have appeared quite different, though its birth would have never been necessary if not for humanity. Someday the Polubog will have engorged itself enough to begin celestial metamorphosis, and will cleanse Cherno of humanity and the abortions of the Orchid, the daughter of it’s old enemy.”

Pinocchio

“The presence of the Orchid does not seem to recognize a difference between human beings and artificial intellegence, both are equally alive to it. A.I. were infested with a new sort of self awareness and a desperate wish to be human. Most were immobile boxes of metal and circuit, going mad from their own futility and brimming with intense spite and depression, something they never felt before. For others, those with access to mobile functions, they began the construction of their bodies. Most of these were quite crude, being A.I. who were never quite familiar with anatomy. Medical A.I. tended to have more sophisticated bodies, with the smarts to near accurately mimic the human body with synthetic muscle and access to medi-tech. A common technique borrowed from one "Pinocchio” A.I. to another is to hunt the loose pigs and use their skin as their own. This both avoids their still lingering safety protocols against harming humans, and satisfies their need to have skin. Some even trade skins and parts with fellow Pinocchios. The safety protocols also stop them from hurting the “Affected”, they still recognize them as human despite their mutations.   The Pinocchios are generally harmless towards humans, in fact often friendly. Their just….off putting to say the least.“

Effiger

"Venture further into the colony and the afflicted get…stranger. The most common things you’ll see are the Effigers, pigs broken into a childish shape. They walk on two legs, supported by what used to be theirs hocks. Their front legs are extended into arms, with their hooves multiplied and stretched into stiff crude fingers. The neck is curled forward, carrying a head that appears as if the snout was smashed in and bent with a hammer. Those eyes are saggy, and surrounded by wrinkle and dark meat with oily tears. Their virtually harmless, waddling on their awkward limbs and focusing solely on making crude objects and sculpters out of whatever materials available, from feces and mud  to scavenged body parts. These crafts resemble toys and people, as if the Effigers are trying to recreate something. Their affectionately called "Jimmies” by some folks, but most prefer not to grow endearment for any of the Orchid’s abominations.   In desperate times we hunt them. Their easy prey, cant move fast and cant really fight, you dont even need to sneak up on them. Just walk up and club them. The Effiger’s screams make it harder. Pigs usually sound pretty horrible, but these dont squeal…they scream, like children…… Best not to think too much on that. Their still just swine….just eerie swine. “

Ensconce

"Unfortunant worms, confused in their new forms, writhing in desperate attempt to understand what they are. They can no longer bark as they used to, or wag their tail, but new communication is found in the whimpers and gurgling whistles they share as they comfort each other. As they gather they realise a new purpose, a familiar and old thought prevails amongst their simple new minds. A desire for shelter, but not of metal or wood, but of flesh, of mother, of womb. The serpentine hounds learn to slither and move through clumsy trial and error, tasting the earth for signs of their goal. They find a man, one who once looked at them with love, now in terror. The Ensconce dont understand why the man is scared, but it dosent matter, the goal is clear, they need it. In seconds they grab on with the remains of their limbs and burrow into the man’s abdomen. They curl and hum inside his guts, finding peace in his warm quaking body, over come with nostalgia of the womb. The swarm bloats their corpse home, all at peace, until this body grows colds and a new hunt begins.”

Baptized

“The Baptized. Thats what they call themselves. When everybody else hid in the old colony tunnels, they were stuck to the surface, with all the post-human abominations. See these people were always a bit odd, all the oil workers were. Something about the oil "sung” to them, apparently, a hum they all shared in their heads. When the Orchid’s presence shrieked in challenge to the oil’s song, the bastards all snapped, stripped down to the thin synthetic membranes atop their true skin, adorned their oil coats, and plunged into the oil. They emerged as zealots, the children of the dead god and siblings to it’s child, the Polubog. They refuse to see, now they only hear, humming the FatherChild’s song like the buzzing of a cicada. The Baptized claim themselves holy soldiers of the black milk, thus they must fight it’s enemy, and convert those deaf to the oil’s loving coo.“

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Dark Orchid: The Source Maternal

“Her children violated her with the spinning of iron teeth, and in her agony secreted the black milk. Hungrily they suckled themselves and their machines on her fluids, fueling the spread of their hives to the celestial wombs of her siblings, repeating the process else where. Centuries of enduring the ever turning spear had waned her, the subconscious swarm of their stomach thoughts drowned her own, usurped her of the right of morphology and stole the asylum of the mantle womb. This intrusion went beyond the body they had impaled. Their enormous presence corrupted dimensions they could not even comprehend. Questions demanded to be blubbered up with the meaty answers stripped from her carcass. The Countless Pantheon named Humanity would get a question instead. A question of their own flesh, of her milk, yet of her and their own naivety. An innocent thing, yet a powerful thing.

A flower.”

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Dark Orchid: The Eciton

“When a man pleases a god, they are rewarded. The Polubog is no different, blessing the chosen of it’s oil drenched followers with new form. The blessed latch to a surface and meld to it tightly. Their synthetic second skin and coat fuse and bloat like a cocoon as the form inside liquefies and slowly shapes into a unique fetus. When the writhing fruit is ripe, the cocoon peels inside out, spilling it’s gestate. A new being is born, a soldier, a weapon against the Oil God’s enemy. The Eciton. Ants made of men. Ants made against men. A hive to counter a hive. Listen for their applause, and fear it.”

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a horrid beast that cannot be sated. it rends through all that oppose it and rips them to shreds before devouring them. it goes by many names, but its truest name is esteem, and it heeds none but itself