literally one of my favorite posts on this site
I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup
Be NICE TO ME
I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself
…
…no…
But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.
:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king
YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE
if you’re still accepting cat pics!
this is Georgia! she’s fully grown 10 lbs and is my teeny teeny tiny princess and the best thing to ever happen to me! 😍🥰🥰🥰
Just had the absolute worst ever shift at work I think I deserve 1 billion dollars in compensation
Nevermind my day has been fixed
The reviews are in
I need you all to know that he was stanced exactly like in the first pic for like a solid 10 seconds waiting for me as I walked up the driveway and did not start walking towards me to collect his pets until I crouched down
Also
Tummy
So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.
Here is the lover, theres the dreamer, and that one there on the right is me.
Just entered a new relationship. There's Paul, a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife, and Davy, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life.
Yeah, this is my new boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, he was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say?
Yeah, just got a picture of our polycule back. On the left is the clown, on the right is the joker, and of course, stuck in the middle, there's you.
It was great to meet your boyfriend. Yeah, he does kind of look like a girlfriend I had. The one from February of last year.
Nappy.co
You know how long I've been looking for something like this!?
To any sketch artist out there too.
[Image ID: a black woman wearing a plaid shirt and red bandana around her head. Her braided hair is coming out of the top od her head and falling in front of her. Text says "Did you know there's a black-owned stock photo company nappy.co that provides stereotype-free images of black people" /end]
the other day i was trying to find reference images of black people for art things but all i was finding were black-and-white images of white people! love this!!
Also! They accept submissions. If you’re a photographer and want to contribute, the button is on the bottom left of the webpage.
A Big Slappy and a Nope.avi to grace your dashboard today
I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes.
I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”
apex + text posts pt. 2 but it’s only the Goggle Wearers for some reason
Asking for directions
Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…
That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.
Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr
Me: wettest sound?
*turns on sound*
Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video
I need an umbrella to watch this video
NOTHING could have prepared me for when i unmuted
This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞
Monica Bellucci for Blumarine S/S 1993 Photography: Helmut Newton







