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The WizardGoddess's Lair

@phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

Hannah | 32 | Tired bi/ace
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piaprofik

So, here is the cast so far! Which one is your favourite? I think Husk changed the most from his original...

I love many aspects of the show, but there are also some that I don't. But I wouldn't probably say anything new here, that hasn't been already criticised about Hazbin. I just want to say the designs are the last thing that I hate about the show. Yes, some do have details that annoy me and some don't pop out of the background...But they are all original, and I genuinely love how unconventional and different they are from other shows. 💗 That said, I am not making these redesigns, because I hate the originals, but for fun....And for a fan-project.🤭

We are using these redesigns for a fan-project we are making with @thejamolantern and some of these redesigns were created by him. Go check him out! The fan-project is in making~😈

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princelabia

promotional poster of bisexuality

you’re all missing out on how bonkers the original promo pic is

malpractice orgy, shoes on the bed, cuddy inexplicably the only one barefoot, every fandom has fanart of the infinite bed cuddle pile but house md made it a real promo art, my medical team and yes they smoke weed

The workplace attire stays ON during sex, the princeton plainsboro polycule threatens to expand to other teaching hospitals, the whole group chat, bedtimes md, everybody lies (down to sleep)

Bisexual heritage post

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malleficarvm

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

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robotmango

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

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awed-frog

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

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o-kurwa

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

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kaizykat

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!