World’s Finest: Teen Titans (2023) #2 variant covers by Riley Rossmo, Megan Huang, & Chris Samnee
Zachariah really said ‘Sam and Dean are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other’, out loud in canon for most of you to act like we pulled the incest subtext out of our own asses. Mind. Blowing.
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
Coach: "Sperm is made out of glucose. Does anyone any questions? *Stiles raises his hand* "Stilinski."
Stiles: "So you're saying that a sperm has sugar?"
Coach: "....Technically yes."
Stiles: "That's weird. So why doesn't Derek's taste..." *covers mouth immediately while Derek beside him hides his face from everyone*
Coach: "Excuse me. What?"
I just came across this radical feminist graffiti from the 70s. I can’t place where it’s from. Does anyone know?
Derek found it in the scrap pile. He hadn’t been looking for anything in particular, just sorting through the junk to see what might be decent if he melted it all down, and there it was. A synthetic. But this one didn’t look like the MXs, with their blank stare and vacant eyes. Its eyes were closed, which just made it look even more disturbingly like a person. A sleeping person, real enough that Derek actually tried to shake it awake before he realized what he was doing.
This was strange. Synthetics weren’t usually junked unless they were so torn up they were basically toaster parts, but this one seemed to be intact. Derek pulled it out, a task that took the better part of the morning, and hauled it back to his workshop to take a look. It was completely intact, and even more surprising, it was a Hale. The small triskelion on the back of its neck just below the hairline was unmistakable, the family insignia a mirror image of the tattoo he had on his back. “Wow. Guess that makes you family - sort of,” he said to the synthetic as he checked it over more carefully.
Almost Human by @sterekbros Art by @offhanddesign For @sterekbigbang 2022-2023
Dean Winchester: Of course, the most troubling question is: "Why do these people assume we're gay?"
Oh, I don’t know, Dean…
i was watching 6x22 the other day and something really struck me about jared's acting. when sam first wakes up in the world in his head, he's all innocent bambi on too-long legs with puppy-dog eyes.
soulless!sam is, of course, a semi-emotionless sociopath (kinda), drawing a stark contrast with the other sam piece.
but once sam kills soulless!sam, he acts differently. still sweet and empathetic, but more stoic and hardened.
it's as though soulless!sam's traits have been subsumed into him and blended. it really gives the sense that they're individual pieces of sam, and that the sam before 6x22 wasn't sam in his entirety, either. maybe this was obvious to everyone else but i only just noticed, and ugh, it was just so good!!
loooove how dean shuns people for being inhuman or bringing their loved ones back to life (“what’s dead should stay dead!”) but it’s ok when he does it because nothing else matters but sammy (“I’ve got demon blood in me!”) he would destroy the entire world if he got to hold sammy in his arms. I bet they have the wettest most deranged sex
As a now young adult falling back into the DC sinkhole, I think about how Billy being bad at lying makes sense because he's a little babey only 14 but then I remember when I was 14 I lied and gaslit my way out of boarding school because the people there sucked
Got cursed by a witch with binding spells.
Sam: Oh no ~
Dean: * internally screaming w/ joy bcs now he doesn’t have to create an excuse to be plastered to his baby brother all the time.* Yeah~ oh no :)
thinking about sam feeling cursed and dirty and broken for as long as he can remember but seeing his desire and love for dean as the holiest and purest part of himself
Dean: Okayy people we need solutions to save the mankind now that the world is infested with demons and all the fuglies. I’m open to any suggestions.
Person 1: We could sacrifice S- *multiple gun shots*
Person 2: *trembling* Y’know what let’s just sacrifice the whole world instead of Sam.
Dean:
“people on the outside of the Wincest/ Wincest adjacent bubble are like “so you think Sam and Dean want to have sex?”
and honestly I’m here like no, you absolute pedestrian. They want to crawl up inside each other and and occupy the same skin and exist away from the whisper of threat of feeling they ever have to compete with anyone or anything for one another’s devotion. And only one of them even realizes how fucked up that is.
If they wanted to have sex it would literally be more normal. That’s how insane they are”
- saint-wincest [x]
Anonymous asked:
Peter: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Chris : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.