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a perfect stuffed animal should be proportioned such that the hands can easily and naturally rest on the feet while seated

^the michelangelo’s david of toys

I need to sleep immediately but first

Make this break containment.

Oh yes, this needs to break containment.

I love you, gigantic Carrie Blast Furnace deer sculpture.

went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

OMFG THESE ARE MINE I MADE THESE THATS MY GROCERY STORE

Before you post, think:

[ID: Twitter post by @suesswassersee: My children mock each other by calling each other straight because apparently it's now the opposite of the 90s lol, and my 14yo just went "you're so straight you're a hetero sapien"]

if thousands of conservatives could quit bud light over making a SINGLE can with a trans persons face on it, you can quit chic fil a for them donating millions to anti lgbtq groups and harry potter for being written by the face of TERFS.

Don't let conservatives be the ones with the stronger resolve, guys. If we want to act like we're better than them, we're gonna have to like... Actually be better at following our own ideologies.

So I've been doing Trisk since 2009. I've kept a database of the movies I've done, and the movies I have, and the movies I want to do.

I tend to ignore the to do list, as evidenced by several entries that have come to my attention and jotted down RUSH THIS. Aaaand then proceeded to do nothing.

Usually this is a form of my "out of sight out of mind" problem. But I do often think of these movies to do.

One such item came to my attention around 2011, when someone was bringing it up a lot, and wanting me to take a look at it. I added it to the list and whooop down it went in the memory hole.

And here I am, 12 years later, and I have FINALLY bought a copy of Hunchback of the Morgue to do within the next month or so.

...No really.

See, see! I own it now and everything!

Ah yes, the three genders

I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.

Adam Sandler, magnificent bastard, was not a sentence I ever expected to say but here we are.

Man's got talent

babe wake up new adam sandler lore just dropped

Huh.

Everyone who works with him talks about what a mensch he is, so, like... that scans.

Added Generation Alpha because maybe there are some 13 year olds on this site and added Silent Generation because maybe there are some 80 year olds on here too

WHERE ARE THE 80 YEAR OLDS

I've seen more than one documentary in my youth telling me 80 year olds are out there having drug fueled orgies so probably that.

The conversation

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

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Wait, fuck. I just realized something.

If republicans boycott every restaurant that “goes woke” soon they’ll just have to eat at home. Then they’ll have to learn how to cook. The price of seasonings is gonna go through the roof 😩😩😩

Have you seen TikTok trad wife cooking videos? You won’t have to worry about seasoning demand rising