Source: twitter.com
he's not even on tonight and he's trending, the power he holds
hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails
I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.
It’s not a fuckijg contest
INSECTS ATTACK
🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳
idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers
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- finalgrrrl (2022) don't ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).
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the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:
- good with kids
- good cook
- fat
Bowser
Oh, you said Cook
all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
Anonymous asked:
hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
they gotta give me more enrichment at work look what i just doodled
^ joke that would have killed in 2011