im longing

i miss having scales and fins and webbed hands

i miss having gills

i miss being in the water

i miss being near old abandoned places by the water or under water

ruins half in the water

i miss home

i miss being me

i want to go back

i need to be in the water

i need to be home

reblog my post boy

discourse 100% speedrun

I need someone to send me 50 usd now

my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

"Beams" are purely destructive in nature, but "rays" have some sort of on hit effect, like "Freeze Ray" or "Shrink Ray" or, "Death Ray"

Incorrect OP, but I forgive you, this is a common misconception

Robo is going to use Cure Beam on you, in the hopes that this helps you to reflect on and heal the violence that dwells in your heart 😔

robo I'm so sorry I doubted the curative powers of your beam, I've sworn myself to a vow of nonviolence in hopes I can one day make up for my violent nature...

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

apparently "I'm in the house like carpet" wasn't originally written for persona, it was actually a sample from a german royalty-free stock sound library that also includes vocal samples. to quote genius.com

this has led me to a startling discovery

im in the house like carpet. isolated vocals

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

>JOHN KARKAT

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS

Does tumblr assume I'm a caveman? Recommended posts for Grugnar?

Still thinking about how much Prey slapped

- slightly bruised wolf

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

I am completely and utterly normal about rivers, creeks, lakes, forests, ponds, hills, mountains, and other natural landscapes (lying)

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

Seeing 15 year olds making cutesy posts about how to act like your kin type or decorate your room like a den or whatever just... warms my heart in such a tender and specific way. Its the sweetest rebellion in the face of a culture that demands every teenager behave aloof and as palatable to one of three mainstream aesthetics as possible. I wish every kid had such courage and such passion for their individuality. I love it. Every time a young teen makes a kin aesthetic post the world becomes a more delightful, accepting place where kids are allowed to be kids and adults are allowed to have fun

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

Toshihiko Takamizawa's custom guitars

rb to give an it/its pronouns user the world

awesome