This shit is basically the same as saying “here comes the airplain” to make a toddler eat their food. The toddler is an edgy 13 year old, the airplane is sexism, and the food is homosexuality.

this shit is so Jeff the fucked up

Critics are Jeff the raving for this one

hey i noticed you liking my posts. does that mean we can suck eachother off at the same tine now or what

Some recent drawings of mine :)

The recolor of the bottom right is based on a drawing by Taekwonwhoa

and the bottom is left is based on @/taylorkreate (on insta) painted stealth elf!

told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

guys….. it’s here

shrimb.

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

PSA: *Beware* AI-generated fungi guudebooks!!

…Not a phrase I imagined myself typing today. But, via @heyMAKWA on Twitter:

“i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

“plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you”

…So please be careful if you run across anything of this kind.

NOOOOO

dressing my OCs in oddly specific tshirts that i kinda wanna get for myself

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

sitcom behavior

new tomb raider reboot where you can make laura croft cum into a microwaved cantaloupe

everyones a critic

The strawberry blonde gang squash stomped the sweat pea willickers last night on their home turf down by the quarry, and I hear old possum cob and his gump gump boys are driving up to blue mountain later tonight to execute them hog style

Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.