ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child
The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals
My Immortal I’m so sorry my dumb bitch ass forgot to list you as canon oh my god
what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix
Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see
Good pink vs Bad pink
“You can produce a full patronus?”
“What, like it’s hard?”
I fucking hate you guys
Liam:
“Y/N, the only worm allowed inside of you is me.”
Zayn:
“Y/N how could you…we were supposed to get infected together…”
Louis:
“That’s right, Y/N…I hope you like it. We match now.”
Harry:
“Don’t worry, Y/N, we can get through this together. We’ll ask Niall, he ought to know what to do. Why? You’ll find out soon enough.”
Niall:
“I’ve been meaning to tell you, Y/N, but…I’m actually half tapeworm…that’s our child inside of you…I’m so happy.”
I’ll be locked in my room reading Letterboxd reviews of the Netflix original movie “The Knight Before Christmas”.
I mean... these are literally just the ones that show up at the top
They’re all like this
It’s just one giant roast
And endless shit posting
the two panera bread cashiers that watched me order a single cup of soup before falling asleep in a booth for an hour
wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
I will never not reblog this
radio hosts be like 'and up next is an absolute BANGER' and then play something completely monotone
radio hosts be like ‘this next song will B-B-B-BLOW YOUR SHIT OFF *explosion sfx*’ and then play Ed Sheeran
me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a string
the cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die
Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.
Here’s Amy Winehouse holding a set of Donkey Konga bongos after some kid named Laurence knocked on her door at like 7am and asked her to autograph them
Holy shit.
Shut the fuck up
I needed this. thank you so much
psychiatrists aka the mental illness fandom
