Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan 2

Garcia: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asked McCoy to do something totally impossible, and McCoy says, 'Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker?'

Morgan: Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?

Garcia: No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.

Morgan: That's my girl.

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Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan

Garcia: You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of Supreme Genius.

Morgan: Hey it's Morgan. I need you to work some magic here. I've got a program called Deadbolt Defence and a girl with only a couple hours to live so what do you know?

Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.

Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.

Garcia: Well gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.