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thebootydiaries
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

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sevensuptic

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

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sevensuptic

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that