s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

I’m a thinker. So make sure yo shit add up before I start calculating

yeah you like your girls thick but do you like not judging her when she eats? do you like standing up to your friends when they’re fatphobic even when she’s not around? do you like holding her when she’s hurt by the things people say and do around her? do you like her? or do you just prefer her when she’s a picture on your phone?

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

HOLY SHIT GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

HAPPY HAGFISH DAY!!!!!

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

Movies and tv shows glamorize workplace romance but realistically it’s a bad idea.

i learned that drinking a four-ounce shot of vanilla extract is equivalent to doing four shots of vodka (x)

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

Very beautiful, very powerful

hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

I found these pictures of women of colour in the 1920s and they made me happy because you see them so rarely in the modern romanticization of this era x

Please remember this St Valentine's day to celebrate all of Ol Val's patronages: Bees and Beekeepers, The Isle of Lesbos, people with epilepsy, people who really don't want to faint, and, of course, plague.

💌 25 valentine’s day asks

the problem with tumblr is that they are spending too much time and money on useless features nobody wants like tumblr live instead of giving us little dress-up gaia online avatars

the way that that would actually net them real money

Normally I’d be all for this but it’s tumblr so it’d descend into some sorts horrible shitshow in ways we can’t comprehend yet which is why halfway through writing this post I changed my mind and now support it.