Phil the Philanthropist

you’re speaking my language

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

When someone uses “x3″ unironically

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

The side of Britney that the media doesn’t show

GIRL WITH PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WATERMELON HAIR: seêEYya lATEr, ossifer…

OSSIFER: (procedes to ignore any and all known laws of physics) hoo nOo

she did that

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women —  head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

Fucking mic drop

James Dean, 1955

WHO - IS - SHE ?

this was so much better than what I expected from 3 seconds