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How does one approach a wild Misha in his natural habitat? Or at a convention?

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With an outstretched hand palm face up. If the misha growls back away slowly. If the misha is not feeling threatened he will most likely sniff your hand. Warning: If the misha likes what he smells, he may attempt to mount you.

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How does one approach a wild Misha in his natural habitat? Or at a convention?

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With an outstretched hand palm face up. If the misha growls back away slowly. If the misha is not feeling threatened he will most likely sniff your hand. Warning: If the misha likes what he smells, he may attempt to mount you.

-mc

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How does one approach a wild Misha in his natural habitat? Or at a convention?

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With an outstretched hand palm face up. If the misha growls back away slowly. If the misha is not feeling threatened he will most likely sniff your hand. Warning: If the misha likes what he smells, he may attempt to mount you.

-mc

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Anonymous asked:

fuck you coulson should have stayed dead

1. As beloved national hero Captain America would say, LANGUAGE.

2. It’s dad. Or if you’re upset with me, father. Or if you aren’t completely on board with the adoption yet itreallydoesn'tmattertomeIjustwantyoutobecomfortable, Phil. Never Coulson.

3. Unfortunately, I have to love you no matter what. Even when you’re being a little snot.

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I’m not sure if I’m depressed. I mean, I’m not exactly sad. But I’m not exactly happy either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, But sometimes when I’m alone at night I forget how to feel.

Unknown (credited to John Green without source)

Pretty sure I did not in fact write this. Although at this point who knows.

me at the pet store

*sees a puppy*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a cat*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a guinea pig*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a very large snake*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees an actual baby*: “Dear lord what has satan spawned”