[ID: “Be weird you’re gonna need it” written in black on a white board in the woods]
This is how F!Leo fics go right?
This is how F!Leo comics go, yeah?
This was roughly what my first flight looked like.
My Mater was a rather ruthless teacher with no patience for cowardice. She took no criticism and was more than willing to throw me off the nearest cliff until I figured things out. It was a... rather extreme method of education, but it worked well and the fear I experienced under her tutelage made me less susceptible to panic during incidents when flying.
Predacons certainly didn't cause me to falter, not after tumbling toward the ground in terror and only having my thrusters kick in at the last possible moment.
-Convoy
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
no I love this tho
jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌
✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️
foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
some of my fave tags on this post
god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.
DP x DC prompt #96
Instead of the ghost portal turning into Danny into a halfa, it traps him in the ghost zone.
Years later, the Justice League is trying to stop a cult from summoning some entity, but they're surprised to find a young adult come out, looking like he came from an apocalypse.
I'm imagining he looks half starved and is carrying enough weapons for a dozen people. Very obvious scars.
And then the odd parts. He has a cloak made out of glowing fur. Most of his weapons have bones or teeth in them. His armour looks like somebody took pieces from every culture that's ever existed on Earth and threw them in a blender.
Danny got every piece of his armor and weapons by stealing from ghosts that try to kill him or trading with ghosts he's friends with.
Wanted to post these a while ago, but I didn't know if our reactions would be spoiler enough - but enough time had passed, really.
Anyways- We went to go see the Barbie movie a while back. Still haven't recovered.... in other news, I dressed WONDERFULLY though, soooo... plus, that's supposed to be a before and after.... You can imagine what happened in that theatre room.
No one knew what to do with the boy. They had found him in a facility thought to be another Cadmus base but as it turns out, was a research compound for another group entirely. One that experimented on unknown beings while claiming to have affiliation with the government. That was already concerning in and of itself but the boy. The way that they found him.
His throat had been slit. As evident but the nasty scar and dirty bandages that covered it. If that wasn't bad enough, his mouth was also bound in some type of muzzle that took Superman applying most of his strength to break. It was almost as if the people of this facility were afraid of this boy's voice.
That wasn't even the worst of it though. Neither was the apparent fear and distrust in his eyes. Not even the small cell with the threadbare cot and no windows was the worst. No, the worst of it was the mountain of scars they saw when they finally coaxed the boy into taking off his shirt. Especially the giant y scar that split down his chest.
Bruce was already mentally filling out adoption papers.
But first, getting the child to change, or at least sit on a stool under the shower head for a couple of minutes to get the dirt off.
The boy's advanced regeneration ability took care of the slit in his throat, with some monitoring from medical staff.
But, the issue of getting him clean was the biggest one.
He had been left in his own filth for so long that the medical team could guarantee that he had sores and skin tears under the grime.
But, reasonably, he wasn't a fan of the idea of being touched, but was too weak to be trusted to stand under his own power long enough to get to the shower without assistance.
And again, he still couldn't talk and was still in a haze from being rescued.
At least he was cooperative with medical staff, and what little resistance he put up all being clear trauma responses.
Finally, after a few days of his regeneration ability healing his disused legs and a lot of trial and error, Bruce got a text from the head nurse telling him that the boy had used the shower on his own when left alone for a couple of hours, and preferred unscented everything.
They had left several types, scents, and textures of every hygiene product in the bathroom, expecting sensory issues from both being dirty so long and from medical trauma.
The nurse also informed him that as positive reinforcement, there wouldn't be any testing or visitors that day unless he wanted them.
Surprisingly, he had only asked for Bruce, and had written the cell phone number of his sister, a financially struggling college student in Metropolis.
Well, this won't do.
If Bruce couldn't adopt this kid, he will make sure that his remaining family lands on their feet.
When the boy, who identified himself as Danny Fenton, got out of the medical wing, he was reunited with his sister in their new, paid off and newly built apartment, the place coming fully furnished and the pantries fully stocked. It was a short walk from Jazz's campus, and she had been scouted for a high paying internship at a Wayne industries satellite office.
Danny had a Justice League appointed councilor and a spot at a metahuman counciling group.
They made it, and to their relief, their parents weren't the ones that ratted them out. A GIW agent had hacked the school, and ran facial recognition software.
It wasn't the happiest ending, but at least it was a good one.
Danny when his parents end up on the Justice League's radar: begrudgingly admitting they might dangerous to people. Doesn't fight their arrest.
Danny when Batman tries to adopt him: it was a trap! A new fruit loop's attempt to adopt me, just like Vlad!
yk when u come home to ur wife after a really long day at work (i dont have a wife)
