i am more cozy than you could ever comprehend
I want to gib him lil kises
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
schloop
it's friday!!! you know what that means!! *foxgirlifies you*
I love talking to men like they’re dogs 🥰
“Speak”
“Sit down so I can put on your collar and leash”
“Good boy”
i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log
literally all i do is sleep!
Oh Scamp, those are REAL flowers, not frosting on a cake 😅
I want someone to press my face into the mattress until I'm sobbing for permission to cum 😖😖
“This is Piper. She was having a lovely day playing in the pool until it all went horribly, horribly wrong.”
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So rude when mutuals reblog your posts with ‘me and who?’ Like me bitch. I’m the one who gave you the idea
