*taps mic*
Is this thing on?
Me: You know what's going to be interesting to watch?
Wife: What?
Me: His first State of the Union. I want to see how he handles all of the cheers and jeers from Congress.
Wife: I can't. Can we just pretend that he's not our President for now? Like, don't even talk about it.
Me: Sure - for how long?
Wife: Four years.
