Okay, so I have to tell you all about a dream I had while I was napping. It combines two of Tumblr’s favorite things and I woke up cackling and thinking this would make an amazing fanfiction, which I am too lazy to write but if someone wants to run with this, please go with my blessing.
I had this dream where I was laying on my bed watching Good Omens, except it wasn’t actually “Good Omens the show,” it was more like “I have found a security camera live feed type thing that follows literally-actually-Crowley and am watching it.” You know how dreams can be, where really bizarroland shit seems entirely normal? It was like that.
So I’m watching Crowley wander around this ancient city and he meets up with this dude and they start talking, and the dude finally mentions how wonderful it would be to be remembered forever like the great kings, and Crowley’s like “I can make that happen, y’know” and so he convinces this dude to sell his soul for immortality, and then because he’s a demon with a ridiculous sense of humor he’s like “what you need to do is keep any record of your name that’s written” and the dude is like “you got it”
And yes, if you have not guessed yet, the dude was Ea-Nasir.
I don’t remember the last time I woke up laughing so hard I had to pee, but it happened today.





