I love everything about this.

Best example of the right thing to do when you have more money than it’s possible to spend and are an actual decent human being.

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).

One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.

Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.

Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

adhd life is like. losing your phone and legitimately checking in the freezer because its 100% plausible you accidentally put it in there while looking for food earlier

listen i try to be tolerant. i try to stay in my lane. but australians call sprinkles “hundreds and thousands” and that just fucking crosses the line i cant take it anymore

no it’s because sprinkles and hundreds and thousands are different things

sprinkles are these long bastards:

whereas hundreds and thousands are the round and crunchy lads:

they’re VERY different things, not at all interchangeable terms. i guarantee that if you come down here and try calling any old shitass long sprinkles 100′s and 1000′s then you WILL have a mob of fairy bread enthusiasts directly up your ass within a fraction of a picosecond

those are all sprinkles theyre just different breeds

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

nature is cruel to baby adelies when they molting cause these little mans are FUCKIN RUINED look at them

wig

Bob Ross

Somebody had to make sure humans weren’t the stupidest looking critter around during puberty, and adelies answered the call

americans are wild.

theres a convo on reddit going on rn abt how europeans see americans working conditions and a bunch of americans are like "its really not bad unless you work an entry level job, i have a medium wage job i got with my degree and i get about 15 days of paid vacation a year and i even get some sick days and can accrue more, the people complaining are low wage workers who should get something better"

like. you realize that for a fulltime job 20 paid vacation days are mandatory here right? and that even entry level job offer more paid vacation days? and that any ot you work gets paid more AND counts as more vacation time right? like if your work week is 38 hours and you work 40 hours a week you get paid overtime AND an extra paid 12 vacation days a year right? and that sick days are mandatory to be paid by your employer right? that theres no limit on sick days, right?

you realize that what youre listing as good benefits is literally the bare minimum here right?

okay so the plan is

-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)

-pop an edible

-meet god

this is really, really bad advice. a lot of people here are young and might not have done edibles before: you need to take the edible 1-2 hours before you actually see the movie so that it hits with the opening chords and your trip progresses with the movie

all of you are positing really terrible ideas on a website full of minors. you shouldn’t “pop an edible” for cats (2019). find acid.

if i was like "every time i cut steak into a different shape there's a brand new word for it" everyone else would be like "no that's stupid". but we let pasta get away with anything.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly