so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

I love snakes bc they always make the :3 face but they don’t have any arms so they can’t go :3c

:3< (tail instead of paw!)

HOLY FUCK

:3/// (coiled)

NOW THIS IS GOOD CONTENT

iguanamouth 

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Dirty Jokes In Disney Movies: Then vs Now

Childhood = ignorance is bliss

Re-watching and understanding for the first time

Wanting to look cool in front of friends (hint: you didn’t)

Watching with a parent and pretending not to understand

When you and your friends can be immature together

Alternatively, when a child asks you why you laughed at that bit

Entire compilation of Roman Emperor facts

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

That fourteen year old emperor was Elagabalus.  You should really say her name, because she was an important figure and fascinating, and historians are very eager to forget her.  I say her because she was openly transgender.  She searched the entire empire for a physician who could give her female genitalia, but as far as we know she couldn’t find one.  She dressed only in women’s clothes and wore makeup and long hair. She referred to herself not as Emperor, but as Empress and as Queen.  She was forced to marry several women for her office but all the marriages ended in divorce.  She freed one of her slaves, a man named Hierocles, and married him.  This made the Praetorian Guard so mad that they decapitated her (and her mother, who tried to save her).

By those standards, Elagabalus was the only female ruler of Rome.

And today she is still only known as “the boy who invented the whoopee cushion.”

This is all fascinating but I’m reblogging for that last comment.

Historical trans erasure, what do you know

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?

Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. He’s shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:

or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:

Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so it’s entirely possible that he’s wearing a shirt but it’s just not showing.

Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh

george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now

it was never mentioned in the books because it wasn’t important to america’s journey

someone draw this

Me af

Silence in the Library // The Return of Doctor Mysterio

Requested by anonymous