we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.
Currently parked behind a car with this bumper sticker
can you be a fucking faggot with me for a second
god gives his biggest tits to his most nonbinary soldiers
1st of Dec is World AIDS Day so I just want you guys to know
sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back
oh I was just calling to say I was getting burnt at the stake, no worries it can wait
want to meet up for brunch later?
why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you’ll calm down
::softly:: awoooooooo
my coffee machine loves to moan and groan like a nasty bitch
fortunately for me i have the transgender nature so i can find transgenderism in many things. if they did not want me to do that they should not have made things so transgenderly. not my fault
half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry
The other half is crying
*im thinking really hard but you can see my thought bubble and its just cock*
hell is freezing over for theatre people everywhere
I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government
