He is so DELIGHTED
“They want to hire a part of me.”
Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love. Everything is so, so good.
it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun Scoobe-Doo™ trivia for the whole family: shaggy is a fucking nihilist
Scooby Doo is middle aged.
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
If a race was completed by reaching Finland. It would literally be a race to the Finnish line.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly
I am in tears omg
I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW
Yes it’s back on my dash!!!
Omg the audio
The most valuable chart…
yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that
// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions
// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.
// To describe
// y’know
// the things
Im not a writer but im sure i have some followers that are so here yall go!
taa daa share this with your friends, @charlesoberonn
I shall. It’s a great ref.
tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point
Whenever I accidentally make a fart noise on a chair I will automatically make that sound on the chair about 5 more times to confirm that it was indeed the chair who farted, not me.
i don’t think I’ve ever seen a black couple before.
Same. Never.
This was fly!
Never ceases to amaze me
Wanna do this
And of course, they absolutely killed it
Footwork on a hunnedt thousen million gatdamnnnnnn😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
You don’t see black couples in America. In Cuba, my home where this competition was held, most participants look like this, me, us.
^^^^^^^
interesting.
VERY ^
Looks a lot like swing dance too !
We need to speak against the problems
“Psychologically torture” grow up
a person of colour: don’t fetishise me please
white ppl:
this is so fucking melodramatic lmao
the gif LMAOOOOO
*white voice* They had to go through the emotional labor of reading this tbh
Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt
Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him
i love him
Guys this is Really Really Important….
Keep your Stick in your Pants….
Not all that Glitters is Gold….
They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.
Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol
The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up
Wow
Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess
I love African and African Diasporan mythology.
we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica
I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.
We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
Woah
