the best part abt torrenting imo is that it reminds me so much of the old internet with the “12 minutes left, 53 minutes left, 50 minutes left. 2 hrs. ok it’s done.”
Yes, and also not paying.
yeah the not paying is the best part also
touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars
this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general
Sorry, what did you just say? I was too distracted by the blood & grief on your gorgeous face.
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
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A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.
werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped
"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*
alternatively,
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*
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Also tumblr:
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You know how it is then, folks!
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If you want internet freedom, you need pay attention to sex workers and the ways we're being targeted.
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