Avatar

@phantomhugs

morgan // 🌻
Posts
Avatar
reblogged
humorstar
Avatar
heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

Source: facingthewaves
Avatar
reblogged
thebootydiaries

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

Avatar
reblogged
dimplesandcurlsss
Avatar
hufflepuffwannabe

self-care instruction manual

  1. forgive yourself : it’s okay if you didn’t wake up early, go for a run, or finish that assignment. you’re only human
  2. start slow : don’t set your expectations too high when you’re just starting off
  3. keep learning : getting to where you want to be is a process. don’t expect perfection overnight
  4. be kind to yourself : you’ll make mistakes along the way, but don’t let that stop you