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PhantomCorona

@phantomcorona

He/They | Bisexual | Furry | My Goal On Here Is To Be Cringe, But Free | 18+ Reblogs
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"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.

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"But what about straight boys" to the modern heterosexual male gamer the DILF is an aspirational figure. Don't give them what they already are – give them what they want to be.

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"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.

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"But what about straight boys" to the modern heterosexual male gamer the DILF is an aspirational figure. Don't give them what they already are – give them what they want to be.

have you seen the webcomic Girls With Horns by winonaparadise. I recommend it no reason

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Huh I wonder if "girls with horns" is supposed to be some kind of metaphor for another subset of girls with specific physical features

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GIRLS WITH HORNS IS ABOUT TRANS GIRLS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FUNNY DEMON COMIC

SCREAMING

I'm sorry to say this but you might actually be kind of dumb

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Anonymous asked:

When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark

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to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should get him pregnant

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They need to stop putting alcohol in fruity drinks at parties and not telling anyone 💀

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the punch bowl said absolutely nothing about it being like. 50% triple sec what is wrong with this cockout

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

is this you

yes

run

Where am I

Sobbing, crying, shitting, etc

Ok I'm sorry for shoving this in your face again but like. He didn't just say that trans men and women are real. He didn't say there were three genders. He didn't do that, he said there was a spectrum. He insisted it was a spectrum, and he's fucking right.

Did he do actual damn research??? I would assume that this isn't basic common knowledge to a guy like him. He legit took the time to research this, and is still a huge piece of shit afterwards. What the fuck. What the FUCK.

IS HE GETTING A GODDAMN REDEMPTION ARC

"trans women are women and they belong IN THE KITCHEN"

did you really ask if the man on trial for sex trafficking and rape is getting a redemption arc because he said water is wet

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

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soviet union (union union)

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mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

moon (moon)