how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
when it comes to sonadow being not made fun of by sonic team workers and stuff people will ask what changed but i think what changed it roger the craig smith came back in after voicing a gay character in bugsnax and went "alright ive done my research lets do this ive decided"
post-bugsnax roger craig smith walked in to the booth and immediately kissed kirk thornton on the mouth
yeah he was the gay one
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
if you want to run a successful tumblr blog you should change your blog title to Angela or Sarah and then have your first post be a video of 2 people having sex. simple as that
You: Hey man check it out, the old project car i’ve been working on is coming along 🤳
Steam email in your notifications:
Hey TwinkpilledGarfield,
A TF2 crate you listed in the Community Market in 2013 has been sold to Racist Hitler. Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.03 USD.
friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:
- change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
- this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
- you can set your likes and follows to private
- checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
- follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
- drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
- DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
- tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
- be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3
Anonymous asked:
What inspired you to become LGBT?
Wdym INSPIRED- I just saw a how man and im like "damn im gay"
If you’re coming here for twitter please be advised that established tumblr users are entitled to put you in the stocks and throw tomatoes at you at any time. And you have to smile and tell them that you’re grateful for it btw
just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
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25/26
i wasnt finished yet
NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:
You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
Anonymous asked:
hype culture works like this: guy 1: i think they are making a new "Sweater" guy 2: Im literally so excited, about this
i hope you can comprehend this
i dont knowwwwwww
my guide on torrenting is the only guide you will ever need.
Screw corporations, save money.
- easy to follow
- light and dark versions of the guide
- recommended by many (check the notes)
Now updated with a guide on how to add subtitles.
anybody want to do some faggot shit like whos up for doing some faggot shit
It's so goddamned funny that originally if you reached sans fast enough via a speedrun it would trigger the most Agonizing and Excruciatingly slow cutscene of Sans eating an ice cream cone accompanied by circus music. Completely unskippable 01 minute and 30 seconds of sans gulping it down sloppy style. as your consequence for speed running Undertale