Eager Elm - Submitted by SeesawSiya
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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
fake-magical-girl
Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.
republicansareahategroup
don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA
Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out "what the fuck? 15?" with my windows down and I heard him laugh.
Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction
I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.
With omegaverse fanfic. You -
You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please
Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick
i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.
"Home"🥰 my take on latest chapter but with fanficky flavor.
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
LOL
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
dxphni
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
Must always reblog
Sometimes you just need to watch again. Instant serotonin.
I love that his only regret about this is him not having done the routine in heels.
blavikennbutcher
I wonder if this is what sealed the deal for Zendaya. Cause I get it.
When I WATCHED this one on tv, y'all!!!!! I loved watching LL’s reaction! I don’t think ANYONE was prepared for it, cuz I know I wasn’t.
And the young man does ballet!!!
The key thing is he NAILS the routine and does it seriously, it’s not a joke choice. He does it with passion.
Completely agree with the above comment. This is what makes it so much better than some of the other performances that people consider good. (I’m particularly thinking of Channing Tatum’s performance here.)
Tom Holland didn’t seem like he was dressing in women’s clothes and dancing like a woman as a lighthearted gag done for laughs. Even if that’s what he intended (I have no idea), once he was out there on that stage, he played it seriously. He went out there and delivered a serious performance. It was intense, and he injected his legitimate (not exaggerated for laughs) sex appeal into the performance.
He was brilliant.
Literally every time I watch this I appreciate it more. More comments or more perspective or I just notice something else I didn’t before.
I will never not reblog this.
imagine being the choreographer for the show
you’re used to dealing with people like chrissy teigan and serena williams, game for it sure but 0 dance training or experience and not really a performer (although i’ve still not figured out what it is chrissy teigan actually does so many I’m wrong about that? not important)
and then this guy comes up to you and says hey, i’m gonna be on the show. i went to stage school so i have literally no shame or performance anxiety, i’m a trained dancer in ballet tap and modern, i was billy elliot on the west end so you don’t have to worry about me not remembering the routine, and i’m in the best shape of my life because i’m spiderman right now, literally hit me with your absolutely worst i can take it
if i’d been them i’d have fucking burst into tears on the spot
A small thing I want to add is that, honestly, drag is funny. It’s been a staple of comedy for hundreds, if not thousands of years. Subverting gender expectations is funny. What matters is the intention behind it
Miguel is such a great friend he would want you to sit on his face so he can eat you out as you finish up your mission report.
He loves feeling you tensing around his tongue and pressing his nose against your clit.
Doesn't even mind if you type with one hand as the other grips strands of his hair for support.
What a caring friend 🩷
He'd also bend you over the balcony of his apartment, slamming into you, as you try to muffle your moans with a hand over your mouth.
But Miguel doesn't give a fuck and thrusts harder, skin slapping against skin and filling the cool night sky of Nueva York.
Such a good friend, making sure you're fucked properly before going back to your place, stuffed with his cum.
He wouldn't even let you clean it off.
Just a cute reminder of what a good friend he is.
Cute thought (I sent another one a while ago but you might need to do some scrolling) Miguel whining pathetically as he grinds his hips against you, heavy balls pressed up against your sensitive clit after you've cum for the nth time. And he hasn't even cum once, which is the strange part. Maybe it was because he was so pent up and didn't have time to really satisfy himself. Or maybe it's a side effect of the spider gene dampening serum. Whatever the case, he's begging for just one more so he can finally empty his balls inside you. "Please. . . Please, I just need one more- one more and I'll make you a mommy like I promised. . . please please please, I'm so close to fucking cumming-"
That last part was extremely unnecessary......
Anonymous asked:
Impossible, but Miguel with a partner who has more of a breeding kink than him-
The first time they get it on, She whispers to Miguel before they’re even undressed about how much she wants him to put a baby in her. He about cums in his pants because he did not expect that.
She’s the one encouraging ‘one more round, for me?’ And if he’s tired, she tells him it’s to make sure it takes (even if she’s on birth control. Spoiler alert, it gets him going for another round anyways.)
And she’s the one that clenches her legs and tilting her hips to keep anything from spilling after (pointless, the sight of this of course has Miguel ready to go again)
Guys... it's 7am.... have mercy....
