yo mama so irrelevant to the timeline that in every other universe she doesn't exist
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DOC BUTTERFLY
he might be a moth shhh dont tell anyone
hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage
Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days
it's a good thing they know how to drive because there is nothing else going on up there
genuinely don’t get why people are acting like the rwrb movie cant be a little cringe
like it’s a romcom??? that’s what they do??
queer romance doesn’t always have to be serious and artful and sad
just let them be happy and in love and cutie and YES, CRINGEY
Anyone who watches Barbie and comes out of it thinking that it portrayed all men as stupid completely missed the fact that Ken read 3 books and then overthrew his local government in a matter of hours.
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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
normalise disabled eyes. normalise crossed eyes, normalise lazy eyes, normalise nystagmus, normalise how disabled eyes look and move. stop being shitty to vision impaired people and others with eye conditions about our fucking eyes. our eyes tell you fuck all about how "smart" we are (stop being intellectually ableist anyway), they don't tell you if we're listening, they just tell you that we have an eye condition.
god it feels like lately we have lost so much progress in terms of movies and tv and gaming actually remembering that people with photosensitivity conditions (epilepsy, migraine, etc) exist and that it’s SO FREAKING EASY to not include effects in your media that will send them straight to hell
we went from early 2000s “we are all petrified of another Pokémon Shock incident so let’s be nice to the people whose brains can’t handle the flashes” to “nearly every movie and tv show has a flashing lights warning crowdsourced on social media and games have been so emboldened to not give a fuck that we had a game with a literal seizure inducing machine built in”. I literally do not get to watch anything on launch day anymore unless I think it’s worth the extremely non zero chance of having up to a week of pain so bad it can make me faint.
what the absolute fuck happened??
‘Autistics always love talking to other autistics, it’s always effortless for autistics to communicate with eachother’ stop!
telling!
lies!
NO ONE TALK TO ME NO ONE TOUCH ME
charlotte talking abt carlos and Lando 😭😭