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Anonymous asked:

Wait I thought you couldn't be in the Phandom if your above 20???

quiffedphil-deactivated20180928 answered:

it’s midnight, my breath is coming out in fast panicked gasps and i try to stay quiet where i’m hidden, under my bed. 

i hear the footsteps of two people lurking nearby and i hold my breath, i must be quiet they can’t know i’m hiding here.

a hand grabs my ankle and pulls me out from my safety, it’s them; dan and phil 

“we know you’re 21,” dan snarls, “leave now!”

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*dan howell voice* amazingphil?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of phil spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of phil scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen 

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Anonymous asked:

ok I just wanna share my dream I had last night I was with dnp and we were visiting? Their baby niece? And dan was super adorable with her and talked to her a lot. And at one point I was like hey btw how is this child related to you again? And phil started off his explanation by motioning to dan and saying “well we’re gay dating.. and she’s my uncles daughter” and i just fhfhshsh the bluntness of it cracked me up when I woke up

pseudophan answered:

“we’re gay dating” is Exactly how dnp will come out

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So I went to an art conference at my school. We discussed things there, like how colors can be very powerful and our subconscious picks up the subtlest of hints. Pixar’s UP was a very unforgettable example. The colors of UP had a lot to do with why we cried. You all know what I’m talking about, right??

Ellie’s death.

We were told that her color was pink. That’s why her hospital room had pinkish hue.

And the next scene had strong pink hues. He misses her. I think it’s got strong colors because of her personality.

Also, It’s like her presence is still lingering.

When he got home, only a small part of the frame (window on the right) has a pink hue as the sun is setting. By now, we know her presence is drifting away.

Mr. Fredricksen walks up the porch and goes into his house.

And when he shuts the door, the final frame looks like this:

Ellie is gone.

The entire frame is desaturated and cold because the warmth in Mr. Fredrickson’s life is gone.

And that’s another reason why this masterpiece is heart-wrenching. And that’s how powerful colors are in films.

Thanks, I hate it!

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thatsthat24

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

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Blooming Lilacs (I Don't Care What's in Your Hair, I Just Want to Know What's on Your Mind)

A/N: Heylo, is punk!phil and pastel!dan still a thing (I know I’m late to the party but hush)?

As always, thank you to the wonderful maetaurus for betaing!

Genre: Fluff, College (Uni) AU, punk!phil, pastel!dan, shy!dan

Warnings: none

Summary: Phil knows he looks a little rough but he wants everyone, especially his roommate Dan, who is painfully shy but ultimately a giant sweetheart, that he genuinely is a nice person and is always going to be here for what makes him most comfortable. 

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