i have also been captivated by the chicken orb

takaramodel on ig

[id: cats participating in pole dance practice, often by sitting on conveniently flat poses their humans have struck]./end id.

Cats will interrupt you doing literally anything.

cats want to participate in All Household Activities

s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n Parallels (S7ep11) 'Dimensions'

Just me and the girlies today working on excel sheets 🥲

like this post to run over elon musk with a 1993 renault twingo

reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again

Reblog for sample size! It must be settled!

Liquid dog

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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

um…. ..what

mood

glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

Radioactive werewolf boyfriend

POV: your giant eldritch boyfriend just orgasmed

don’t look at me i didn’t even do it this time

Emergency disengage "The Broken Circle"

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

reblog to give a lesbian a cup of hot chocolate

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...

SUGAR COOKIE LEMON FRUIT CUPS

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Is this how you roll?

I had no idea what this post would become when I unleashed it on Tumblr. I’m so sorry.

fuck you